I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Randomize
