I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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