Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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