I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I have post one night stand depression
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