how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Randomize
