For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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