i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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