from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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