your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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