He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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