Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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