R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he fucked my hip out of place.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Randomize
