It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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