are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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