Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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