We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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