Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just threw up on my dentist
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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