roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
i out mim tonsoeep
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