dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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