Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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