He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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