jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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