I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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