You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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