You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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