Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm at about main and main street
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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