it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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