That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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