i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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