I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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