A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
That reminds me...we need to get swords
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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