I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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