i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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