I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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