i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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