Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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