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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I pour the whiskey from now on
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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