You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
