Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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