Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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