sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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