we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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