I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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