that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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