are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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