Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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