I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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