I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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