Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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