Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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