Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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