btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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